The ABJ ArtBank

Introducing the ABJ ArtBank for Division One clientele.

At ABJ ArtBank we understand the wealth there is in art. And we understand the art of being wealthy.

Do you own an established collection already? Have you just inherited a collection? Are you interested in starting a collection? If you answered yes to any of these questions and your annual income exceeds $500,000 then you pre-qualify as a Division One client. The second step is to meet with our client board. The quality of our clientele is rigorously maintained through these proceedings.

Once you have accepted your invitation to join ABJ ArtBank then you are matched with one of our ArtInvestmentExperts who will assess your collection and advise you on your portfolio. You are also matched with a ArtHistoryExpert who will accompany you to art fairs, expositions, auctions, and artist's studios and educate you on your investment pieces. You will also meet the ArtBank's house artists, promising artists who receive direct benefit from your patronage. As a Division One client you are elite and as such you receive:


* Invitations to ArtEvents around the world
* Armored vehicle shipping services of your investment pieces in the process of buying and selling.
* Daily portfolio reviews charting individual and collection value
* Introductions to artists and invitations to their studios
* Legal counseling regarding your art collection
* One commissioned portrait by a house artist per calendar year
* A network of collectors, curators, and art enthusiasts like yourself
* A guaranteed seat next to a whirlpool jet at our Hot-Tubbing with the Artist events
* Storage of your collection overflow in our guarded ArtBunkers
* Personal ArtVault decorated to your taste for your viewing pleasure
* Access to your personal, climate-controlled ArtVault 24/7
* Appetizers and Cocktails in your ArtVault during viewings you stage
* Five different types of cheese in your ArtVault at all times
* Celery and peanut butter with raisins
* Access to the ArtBank library with over two million articles, books, and videos

ABJ ArtBank knows that the key to wealth is wealth itself. Come view our corporate art collection located in Seattle, WA, or crush a cup of wine with us at our next event, and learn how to make art work for you!

Photo Citations:
"Inspired by Jennifer Aniston" http://www.glassartists.org/Gal36093_Red_Carpet_2009.asp
"Red Figure With Braids Painted wood sculpture by Carlos Rangel http://www.museumofbadart.org/collection/portraiture-13.html
"Bugs on a Log" http://www.gretchenspantry.com/recipe/bugs-on-a-log.aspx